Cheetophobia is the fear of plain Cheetos, Cheetos puffs, and white cheddar Cheetos. Anyone suffering from the phobia has a deep connection to spice and cannot be separated from Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and/or Jalapeño Cheetos. Symptoms of this phobia are constantly eating hot Cheetos, over $20 per week spent on hot Cheetos, and snapping on people who try to help them get over the addiction to hot Cheetos.

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