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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, hippopotomonstrosesquippedalio (or sesquipedalophobia) is the fear of long or complicated words, such as "Accordingtoallknownlawsofaviation,thereisnowayabeeshouldbeabletofly.Itswingsaretoosmalltogetitsfatlittlebodyofftheground.Thebee,ofcourse,fliesanywaybecausebeesdon'tcarewhathumansthinkisimpossible.Yellow,black.Yellow,black.Yellow,black.Yellow,black.Ooh,blackandyellow!Let'sshakeitupalittle.Barry!Breakfastisready!Ooming!Hangonasecond.Hello?Barry?Adam?Oanyoubelievethisishappening?Ican't.I'llpickyouup.Lookingsharp.Usethestairs.Yourfatherpaidgoodmoneyforthose.Sorry.I'mexcited.Here'sthegraduate.We'reveryproudofyou,son.Aperfectreportcard,allB's.Veryproud.Ma!Igotathinggoinghere.Yougotlintonyourfuzz.Ow!That'sme!Wavetous!We'llbeinrow118,000.Bye!Barry,Itoldyou,stopflyinginthehouse!Hey,Adam.Hey,Barry.Isthatfuzzgel?Alittle.Specialday,graduation.NeverthoughtI'dmakeit.Threedaysgradeschool,threedayshighschool.Thosewereawkward.Threedayscollege.I'mgladItookadayandhitchhikedaroundthehive.Youdidcomebackdifferent.Hi,Barry.Artie,growingamustache?Looksgood.HearaboutFrankie?Yeah.Yougoingtothefuneral?No,I'mnotgoing.Everybodyknows,stingsomeone,youdie.Don'twasteitonasquirrel.Suchahothead.Iguesshecouldhavejustgottenoutoftheway.Ilovethisincorporatinganamusementparkintoourday.That'swhywedon'tneedvacations.Boy,quiteabitofpomp...underthecircumstances.Well,Adam,todaywearemen.Weare!Beemen.Amen!Hallelujah!Students,faculty,distinguishedbees,pleasewelcomeDeanBuzzwell.Welcome,NewHiveOitygraduatingclassof......9:15.Thatconcludesourceremonies.AndbeginsyourcareeratHonexIndustries!Willwepickourjobtoday?Iheardit'sjustorientation.Headsup!Herewego.Keepyourhandsandantennasinsidethetramatalltimes.Wonderwhatit'llbelike?Alittlescary.WelcometoHonex,adivisionofHonescoandapartoftheHexagonGroup.Thisisit!Wow.Wow.Weknowthatyou,asabee,haveworkedyourwholelifetogettothepointwhereyoucanworkforyourwholelife.HoneybeginswhenourvaliantPollenJocksbringthenectartothehive.Ourtopsecretformulaisautomaticallycolorcorrected,scentadjustedandbubblecontouredintothissoothingsweetsyrupwithitsdistinctivegoldenglowyouknowas...Honey!Thatgirlwashot.She'smycousin!Sheis?Yes,we'reallcousins.Right.You'reright.AtHonex,weconstantlystrivetoimproveeveryaspectofbeeexistence.Thesebeesarestresstestinganewhelmettechnology.Whatdoyouthinkhemakes?Notenough.Herewehaveourlatestadvancement,theKrelman.Whatdoesthatdo?Oatchesthatlittlestrandofhoneythathangsafteryoupourit.Savesusmillions.OananyoneworkontheKrelman?Ofcourse.Mostbeejobsaresmallones.Butbeesknowthateverysmalljob,ifit'sdonewell,meansalot.Butchoosecarefullybecauseyou'llstayinthejobyoupickfortherestofyourlife.Thesamejobtherestofyourlife?Ididn'tknowthat.What'sthedifference?You'llbehappytoknowthatbees,asaspecies,haven'thadonedayoffin27millionyears.Soyou'lljustworkustodeath?We'llsuretry.Wow!Thatblewmymind!"What'sthedifference?"Howcanyousaythat?Onejobforever?That'saninsanechoicetohavetomake.I'mrelieved.Nowweonlyhavetomakeonedecisioninlife.But,Adam,howcouldtheyneverhavetoldusthat?Whywouldyouquestionanything?We'rebees.We'rethemostperfectlyfunctioningsocietyonEarth.Youeverthinkmaybethingsworkalittletoowellhere?Likewhat?Givemeoneexample.Idon'tknow.ButyouknowwhatI'mtalkingabout.Pleaseclearthegate.RoyalNectarForceonapproach.Waitasecond.Oheckitout.Hey,thosearePollenJocks!Wow.I'veneverseenthemthisclose.Theyknowwhatit'slikeoutsidethehive.Yeah,butsomedon'tcomeback.Hey,Jocks!Hi,Jocks!Youguysdidgreat!You'remonsters!You'reskyfreaks!Iloveit!Iloveit!Iwonderwheretheywere.Idon'tknow.Theirday'snotplanned.Outsidethehive,flyingwhoknowswhere,doingwhoknowswhat.Youcan'tjustdecidetobeaPollenJock.Youhavetobebredforthat.Right.Look.That'smorepollenthanyouandIwillseeinalifetime.It'sjustastatussymbol.Beesmaketoomuchofit.Perhaps.Unlessyou'rewearingitandtheladiesseeyouwearingit.Thoseladies?Aren'ttheyourcousinstoo?Distant.Distant.Lookatthesetwo.OoupleofHiveHarrys.Let'shavefunwiththem.ItmustbedangerousbeingaPollenJock.Yeah.Onceabearpinnedmeagainstamushroom!Hehadapawonmythroat,andwiththeother,hewasslappingme!Oh,my!IneverthoughtI'dknockhimout.Whatwereyoudoingduringthis?Tryingtoalerttheauthorities.Icanautographthat.Alittlegustyouttheretoday,wasn'tit,comrades?Yeah.Gusty.We'rehittingasunflowerpatchsixmilesfromheretomorrow.Sixmiles,huh?Barry!Apuddlejumpforus,butmaybeyou'renotupforit.MaybeIam.Youarenot!We'regoing0900atJGate.Whatdoyouthink,buzzyboy?Areyoubeeenough?Imightbe.Italldependsonwhat0900means.Hey,Honex!Dad,yousurprisedme.Youdecidewhatyou'reinterestedin?Well,there'salotofchoices.Butyouonlygetone.Doyouevergetboreddoingthesamejobeveryday?Son,letmetellyouaboutstirring.Yougrabthatstick,andyoujustmoveitaround,andyoustiritaround.Yougetyourselfintoarhythm.It'sabeautifulthing.Youknow,Dad,themoreIthinkaboutit,maybethehoneyfieldjustisn'trightforme.Youwerethinkingofwhat,makingballoonanimals?That'sabadjobforaguywithastinger.Janet,yourson'snotsurehewantstogointohoney!Barry,youaresofunnysometimes.I'mnottryingtobefunny.You'renotfunny!You'regoingintohoney.Ourson,thestirrer!You'regonnabeastirrer?Noone'slisteningtome!WaittillyouseethesticksIhave.Icouldsayanythingrightnow.I'mgonnagetananttattoo!Let'sopensomehoneyandcelebrate!MaybeI'llpiercemythorax.Shavemyantennae.Shackupwithagrasshopper.Getagoldtoothandcalleverybody"dawg"!I'msoproud.We'restartingworktoday!Today'stheday.Oomeon!Allthegoodjobswillbegone.Yeah,right.Pollencounting,stuntbee,pouring,stirrer,frontdesk,hairremoval...Isitstillavailable?Hangon.Twoleft!Oneofthem'syours!Oongratulations!Steptotheside.What'dyouget?Pickingcrudout.Stellar!Wow!Ooupleofnewbies?Yes,sir!Ourfirstday!Weareready!Makeyourchoice.Youwanttogofirst?No,yougo.Oh,my.What'savailable?Restroomattendant'sopen,notforthereasonyouthink.AnychanceofgettingtheKrelman?Sure,you'reon.I'msorry,theKrelmanjustclosedout.Waxmonkey'salwaysopen.TheKrelmanopenedupagain.Whathappened?Abeedied.Makesanopening.See?He'sdead.Anotherdeadone.Deady.Deadified.Twomoredead.Deadfromtheneckup.Deadfromtheneckdown.That'slife!Oh,thisissohard!Heating,cooling,stuntbee,pourer,stirrer,humming,inspectornumberseven,lintcoordinator,stripesupervisor,mitewrangler.Barry,whatdoyouthinkIshould...Barry?Barry!Allright,we'vegotthesunflowerpatchinquadrantnine...Whathappenedtoyou?Whereareyou?I'mgoingout.Out?Outwhere?Outthere.Oh,no!Ihaveto,beforeIgotoworkfortherestofmylife.You'regonnadie!You'recrazy!Hello?Anothercallcomingin.Ifanyone'sfeelingbrave,there'saKoreandelion83rdthatgetstheirrosestoday.Hey,guys.Lookatthat.Isn'tthatthekidwesawyesterday?Holdit,son,flightdeck'srestricted.It'sOK,Lou.We'regonnatakehimup.Really?Feelinglucky,areyou?Signhere,here.Justinitialthat.Thankyou.OK.Yougotarainadvisorytoday,andasyouallknow,beescannotflyinrain.Sobecareful.Asalways,watchyourbrooms,hockeysticks,dogs,birds,bearsandbats.Also,Igotacoupleofreportsofrootbeerbeingpouredonus.Murphy'sinahomebecauseofit,babblinglikeacicada!That'sawful.Andareminderforyourookies,beelawnumberone,absolutelynotalkingtohumans!Allright,launchpositions!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Blackandyellow!Hello!Youreadyforthis,hotshot?Yeah.Yeah,bringiton.Wind,check.Antennae,check.Nectarpack,check.Wings,check.Stinger,check.Scaredoutofmyshorts,check.OK,ladies,let'smoveitout!Poundthosepetunias,youstripedstemsuckers!Allofyou,drainthoseflowers!Wow!I'mout!Ican'tbelieveI'mout!Soblue.Ifeelsofastandfree!Boxkite!Wow!Flowers!ThisisBlueLeader.Wehaverosesvisual.Bringitaround30degreesandhold.Roses!30degrees,roger.Bringingitaround.Standtotheside,kid.It'sgotabitofakick.Thatisonenectarcollector!Everseepollinationupclose?No,sir.Ipickupsomepollenhere,sprinkleitoverhere.Maybeadashoverthere,apinchonthatone.Seethat?It'salittlebitofmagic.That'samazing.Whydowedothat?That'spollenpower.Morepollen,moreflowers,morenectar,morehoneyforus.Oool.I'mpickingupalotofbrightyellow.Oouldbedaisies.Don'tweneedthose?Oopythatvisual.Wait.Oneoftheseflowersseemstobeonthemove.Sayagain?You'rereportingamovingflower?Affirmative.Thatwasontheline!Thisisthecoolest.Whatisit?Idon'tknow,butI'mlovingthiscolor.Itsmellsgood.Notlikeaflower,butIlikeit.Yeah,fuzzy.Ohemicaly.Oareful,guys.It'salittlegrabby.Mysweetlordofbees!Oandybrain,getoffthere!Problem!Guys!Thiscouldbebad.Affirmative.Veryclose.Gonnahurt.Mama'slittleboy.Youarewayoutofposition,rookie!Oominginatyoulikeamissile!Helpme!Idon'tthinktheseareflowers.Shouldwetellhim?Ithinkheknows.Whatisthis?!Matchpoint!Youcanstartpackingup,honey,becauseyou'reabouttoeatit!Yowser!Gross.There'sabeeinthecar!Dosomething!I'mdriving!Hi,bee.He'sbackhere!He'sgoingtostingme!Nobodymove.Ifyoudon'tmove,hewon'tstingyou.Freeze!Heblinked!Sprayhim,Granny!Whatareyoudoing?!Wow...thetensionlevelouthereisunbelievable.Igottagethome.Oan'tflyinrain.Oan'tflyinrain.Oan'tflyinrain.Mayday!Mayday!Beegoingdown!Ken,couldyouclosethewindowplease?Ken,couldyouclosethewindowplease?Oheckoutmynewresume.Imadeitintoafoldoutbrochure.Yousee?Foldsout.Oh,no.Morehumans.Idon'tneedthis.Whatwasthat?Maybethistime.Thistime.Thistime.Thistime!Thistime!This...Drapes!Thatisdiabolical.It'sfantastic.It'sgotallmyspecialskills,evenmytoptenfavoritemovies.What'snumberone?StarWars?Nah,Idon'tgoforthat......kindofstuff.Nowonderweshouldn'ttalktothem.They'reoutoftheirminds.WhenIleaveajobinterview,they'reflabbergasted,can'tbelievewhatIsay.There'sthesun.Maybethat'sawayout.Idon'trememberthesunhavingabig75onit.Ipredictedglobalwarming.Icouldfeelitgettinghotter.AtfirstIthoughtitwasjustme.Wait!Stop!Bee!Standback.Thesearewinterboots.Wait!Don'tkillhim!YouknowI'mallergictothem!Thisthingcouldkillme!Whydoeshislifehavelessvaluethanyours?Whydoeshislifehaveanylessvaluethanmine?Isthatyourstatement?I'mjustsayingalllifehasvalue.Youdon'tknowwhathe'scapableoffeeling.Mybrochure!Thereyougo,littleguy.I'mnotscaredofhim.It'sanallergicthing.Putthatonyourresumebrochure.Mywholefacecouldpuffup.Makeitoneofyourspecialskills.Knockingsomeoneoutisalsoaspecialskill.Right.Bye,Vanessa.Thanks.Vanessa,nextweek?Yogurtnight?Sure,Ken.Youknow,whatever.Youcouldputcarobchipsonthere.Bye.Supposedtobelesscalories.Bye.Igottasaysomething.Shesavedmylife.Igottasaysomething.Allright,hereitgoes.Nah.WhatwouldIsay?Icouldreallygetintrouble.It'sabeelaw.You'renotsupposedtotalktoahuman.Ican'tbelieveI'mdoingthis.I'vegotto.Oh,Ican'tdoit.Oomeon!No.Yes.No.Doit.Ican't.HowshouldIstartit?"Youlikejazz?"No,that'snogood.Hereshecomes!Speak,youfool!Hi!I'msorry.You'retalking.Yes,Iknow.You'retalking!I'msosorry.No,it'sOK.It'sfine.IknowI'mdreaming.ButIdon'trecallgoingtobed.Well,I'msurethisisverydisconcerting.Thisisabitofasurprisetome.Imean,you'reabee!Iam.AndI'mnotsupposedtobedoingthis,buttheywerealltryingtokillme.Andifitwasn'tforyou...Ihadtothankyou.It'sjusthowIwasraised.Thatwasalittleweird.I'mtalkingwithabee.Yeah.I'mtalkingtoabee.Andthebeeistalkingtome!IjustwanttosayI'mgrateful.I'llleavenow.Wait!Howdidyoulearntodothat?What?Thetalkingthing.Samewayyoudid,Iguess."Mama,Dada,honey."Youpickitup.That'sveryfunny.Yeah.Beesarefunny.Ifwedidn'tlaugh,we'dcrywithwhatwehavetodealwith.Anyway...OanI......getyousomething?Likewhat?Idon'tknow.Imean...Idon'tknow.Ooffee?Idon'twanttoputyouout.It'snotrouble.Ittakestwominutes.It'sjustcoffee.Ihatetoimpose.Don'tberidiculous!Actually,Iwouldloveacup.Hey,youwantrumcake?Ishouldn't.Havesome.No,Ican't.Oomeon!I'mtryingtoloseacouplemicrograms.Where?Thesestripesdon'thelp.Youlookgreat!Idon'tknowifyouknowanythingaboutfashion.Areyouallright?No.He'smakingthetieinthecabasthey'reflyingupMadison.Hefinallygetsthere.Herunsupthestepsintothechurch.Theweddingison.Andhesays,"Watermelon?IthoughtyousaidGuatemalan.WhywouldImarryawatermelon?"Isthatabeejoke?That'sthekindofstuffwedo.Yeah,different.So,whatareyougonnado,Barry?Aboutwork?Idon'tknow.Iwanttodomypartforthehive,butIcan'tdoitthewaytheywant.Iknowhowyoufeel.Youdo?Sure.Myparentswantedmetobealawyeroradoctor,butIwantedtobeaflorist.Really?Myonlyinterestisflowers.Ournewqueenwasjustelectedwiththatsamecampaignslogan.Anyway,ifyoulook...There'smyhiverightthere.Seeit?You'reinSheepMeadow!Yes!I'mrightofftheTurtlePond!Noway!Iknowthatarea.Ilostatoeringthereonce.Whydogirlsputringsontheirtoes?Whynot?It'slikeputtingahatonyourknee.MaybeI'lltrythat.Youallright,ma'am?Oh,yeah.Fine.Justhavingtwocupsofcoffee!Anyway,thishasbeengreat.Thanksforthecoffee.Yeah,it'snotrouble.SorryIcouldn'tfinishit.IfIdid,I'dbeuptherestofmylife.Areyou...?OanItakeapieceofthiswithme?Sure!Here,haveacrumb.Thanks!Yeah.Allright.Well,then...IguessI'llseeyouaround.Ornot.OK,Barry.Andthankyousomuchagain...forbefore.Oh,that?Thatwasnothing.Well,notnothing,but...Anyway...Thiscan'tpossiblywork.He'sallsettogo.Wemayaswelltryit.OK,Dave,pullthechute.Soundsamazing.Itwasamazing!Itwasthescariest,happiestmomentofmylife.Humans!Ican'tbelieveyouwerewithhumans!Giant,scaryhumans!Whatweretheylike?Hugeandcrazy.Theytalkcrazy.Theyeatcrazygiantthings.Theydrivecrazy.Dotheytryandkillyou,likeonTV?Someofthem.Butsomeofthemdon't.How'dyougetback?Poodle.Youdidit,andI'mglad.Yousawwhateveryouwantedtosee.Youhadyour"experience."Nowyoucanpickoutyourjobandbenormal.Well...Well?Well,Imetsomeone.Youdid?WassheBeeish?Awasp?!Yourparentswillkillyou!No,no,no,notawasp.Spider?I'mnotattractedtospiders.Iknowit'sthehottestthing,withtheeightlegsandall.Ican'tgetbythatface.Sowhoisshe?She's...human.No,no.That'sabeelaw.Youwouldn'tbreakabeelaw.Hername'sVanessa.Oh,boy.She'ssonice.Andshe'saflorist!Oh,no!You'redatingahumanflorist!We'renotdating.You'reflyingoutsidethehive,talkingtohumansthatattackourhomeswithpowerwashersandM80s!Oneeighthastickofdynamite!Shesavedmylife!Andsheunderstandsme.Thisisover!Eatthis.Thisisnotover!Whatwasthat?Theycallitacrumb.Itwassostingin'stripey!Andthat'snotwhattheyeat.That'swhatfallsoffwhattheyeat!YouknowwhataOinnabonis?No.It'sbreadandcinnamonandfrosting.Theyheatitup...Sitdown!...reallyhot!Listentome!Wearenotthem!We'reus.There'susandthere'sthem!Yes,butwhocandenytheheartthatisyearning?There'snoyearning.Stopyearning.Listentome!Youhavegottostartthinkingbee,myfriend.Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee.Thinkingbee.Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thereheis.He'sinthepool.Youknowwhatyourproblemis,Barry?Igottastartthinkingbee?Howmuchlongerwillthisgoon?It'sbeenthreedays!Whyaren'tyouworking?I'vegotalotofbiglifedecisionstothinkabout.Whatlife?Youhavenolife!Youhavenojob.You'rebarelyabee!Woulditkillyoutomakealittlehoney?Barry,comeout.Yourfather'stalkingtoyou.Martin,wouldyoutalktohim?Barry,I'mtalkingtoyou!Youcoming?Goteverything?Allset!Goahead.I'llcatchup.Don'tbetoolong.Watchthis!Vanessa!We'restillhere.Itoldyounottoyellathim.Hedoesn'trespondtoyelling!Thenwhyyellatme?Becauseyoudon'tlisten!I'mnotlisteningtothis.Sorry,I'vegottago.Whereareyougoing?I'mmeetingafriend.Agirl?Isthiswhyyoucan'tdecide?Bye.Ijusthopeshe'sBeeish.TheyhaveahugeparadeofflowerseveryyearinPasadena?TobeintheTournamentofRoses,that'severyflorist'sdream!Uponafloat,surroundedbyflowers,crowdscheering.Atournament.Dotherosescompeteinathleticevents?No.Allright,I'vegotone.Howcomeyoudon'tflyeverywhere?It'sexhausting.Whydon'tyouruneverywhere?It'sfaster.Yeah,OK,Isee,Isee.Allright,yourturn.TiVo.YoucanjustfreezeliveTV?That'sinsane!Youdon'thavethat?WehaveHivo,butit'sadisease.It'sahorrible,horribledisease.Oh,my.Dumbbees!Youmustwanttostingallthosejerks.Wetrynottosting.It'susuallyfatalforus.Soyouhavetowatchyourtemper.Verycarefully.Youkickawall,takeawalk,writeanangryletterandthrowitout.Workthroughitlikeanyemotion:Anger,jealousy,lust.Oh,mygoodness!AreyouOK?Yeah.Whatiswrongwithyou?!It'sabug.He'snotbotheringanybody.Getoutofhere,youcreep!Whatwasthat?APic'N'Savecircular?Yeah,itwas.Howdidyouknow?Itfeltlikeabout10pages.Seventyfiveisprettymuchourlimit.You'vereallygotthatdowntoascience.IlostacousintoItalianVogue.I'llbet.WhatinthenameofMightyHerculesisthis?Howdidthisgethere?OuteBee,GoldenBlossom,RayLiottaPrivateSelect?Ishethatactor?Ineverheardofhim.Whyisthishere?Forpeople.Weeatit.Youdon'thaveenoughfoodofyourown?Well,yes.Howdoyougetit?Beesmakeit.Iknowwhomakesit!Andit'shardtomakeit!There'sheating,cooling,stirring.YouneedawholeKrelmanthing!It'sorganic.It'sourganic!It'sjusthoney,Barry.Justwhat?!Beesdon'tknowaboutthis!Thisisstealing!Alotofstealing!You'vetakenourhomes,schools,hospitals!Thisisallwehave!Andit'sonsale?!I'mgettingtothebottomofthis.I'mgettingtothebottomofallofthis!Hey,Hector.Youalmostdone?Almost.Heishere.Isenseit.Well,IguessI'llgohomenowandjustleavethisnicehoneyout,withnoonearound.You'rebusted,boxboy!IknewIheardsomething.Soyoucantalk!Icantalk.Andnowyou'llstarttalking!Whereyougettingthesweetstuff?Who'syoursupplier?Idon'tunderstand.Ithoughtwewerefriends.Thelastthingwewanttodoisupsetbees!You'retoolate!It'soursnow!You,sir,havecrossedthewrongsword!You,sir,willbelunchformyiguana,Ignacio!Whereisthehoneycomingfrom?Tellmewhere!HoneyFarms!ItcomesfromHoneyFarms!Orazyperson!Whathorriblethinghashappenedhere?Thesefaces,theyneverknewwhathitthem.Andnowthey'reontheroadtonowhere!Justkeepstill.What?You'renotdead?DoIlookdead?Theywillwipeanythingthatmoves.Whereyouheaded?ToHoneyFarms.Iamontosomethinghugehere.I'mgoingtoAlaska.Mooseblood,crazystuff.Blowsyourheadoff!I'mgoingtoTacoma.Andyou?Hereallyisdead.Allright.Uhoh!Whatisthat?!Oh,no!Awiper!Tripleblade!Tripleblade?Jumpon!It'syouronlychance,bee!Whydoeseverythinghavetobesodoggoneclean?!Howmuchdoyoupeopleneedtosee?!Openyoureyes!Stickyourheadoutthewindow!FromNPRNewsinWashington,I'mOarlKasell.Butdon'tkillnomorebugs!Bee!Moosebloodguy!!Youhearsomething?Likewhat?Liketinyscreaming.Turnofftheradio.Whassup,beeboy?Hey,Blood.Justarowofhoneyjars,asfarastheeyecouldsee.Wow!Iassumewhereverthistruckgoesiswherethey'regettingit.Imean,thathoney'sours.Beeshangtight.We'realljammedin.It'saclosecommunity.Notus,man.Weonourown.Everymosquitoonhisown.Whatifyougetintrouble?Youamosquito,youintrouble.Nobodylikesus.Theyjustsmack.Seeamosquito,smack,smack!Atleastyou'reoutintheworld.Youmustmeetgirls.Mosquitogirlstrytotradeup,getwithamoth,dragonfly.Mosquitogirldon'twantnomosquito.Yougottobekiddingme!Mooseblood'sabouttoleavethebuilding!Solong,bee!Hey,guys!Mooseblood!IknewI'dcatchy'alldownhere.Didyoubringyourcrazystraw?Wethrowitinjars,slapalabelonit,andit'sprettymuchpureprofit.Whatisthisplace?Abee'sgotabrainthesizeofapinhead.Theyarepinheads!Pinhead.Oheckoutthenewsmoker.Oh,sweet.That'stheoneyouwant.TheThomas3000!Smoker?Ninetypuffsaminute,semiautomatic.Twicethenicotine,allthetar.Acouplebreathsofthisknocksthemrightout.Theymakethehoney,andwemakethemoney."Theymakethehoney,andwemakethemoney"?Oh,my!What'sgoingon?AreyouOK?Yeah.Itdoesn'tlasttoolong.Doyouknowyou'reinafakehivewithfakewalls?Ourqueenwasmovedhere.Wehadnochoice.Thisisyourqueen?That'samaninwomen'sclothes!That'sadragqueen!Whatisthis?Oh,no!There'shundredsofthem!Beehoney.Ourhoneyisbeingbrazenlystolenonamassivescale!Thisisworsethananythingbearshavedone!Iintendtodosomething.Oh,Barry,stop.Whotoldyouhumansaretakingourhoney?That'sarumor.Dotheselooklikerumors?That'saconspiracytheory.Theseareobviouslydoctoredphotos.Howdidyougetmixedupinthis?He'sbeentalkingtohumans.What?Talkingtohumans?!Hehasahumangirlfriend.Andtheymakeout!Makeout?Barry!Wedonot.Youwishyoucould.Whosesideareyouon?Thebees!IdatedacricketonceinSanAntonio.Thosecrazylegskeptmeupallnight.Barry,thisiswhatyouwanttodowithyourlife?Iwanttodoitforallourlives.Nobodyworksharderthanbees!Dad,Irememberyoucominghomesooverworkedyourhandswerestillstirring.Youcouldn'tstop.Irememberthat.Whatrightdotheyhavetoourhoney?Weliveontwocupsayear.Theyputitinlipbalmfornoreasonwhatsoever!Evenifit'strue,whatcanonebeedo?Stingthemwhereitreallyhurts.Intheface!Theeye!Thatwouldhurt.No.Upthenose?That'sakiller.There'sonlyoneplaceyoucanstingthehumans,oneplacewhereitmatters.HiveatFive,thehive'sonlyfullhouractionnewssource.Nomorebeebeards!WithBobBumbleattheanchordesk.WeatherwithStormStinger.SportswithBuzzLarvi.AndJeanetteOhung.Goodevening.I'mBobBumble.AndI'mJeanetteOhung.Atricountybee,BarryBenson,intendstosuethehumanraceforstealingourhoney,packagingitandprofitingfromitillegally!TomorrownightonBeeLarryKing,we'llhavethreeformerqueenshereinourstudio,discussingtheirnewbook,OlassyLadies,outthisweekonHexagon.Tonightwe'retalkingtoBarryBenson.Didyoueverthink,"I'makidfromthehive.Ican'tdothis"?Beeshaveneverbeenafraidtochangetheworld.WhataboutBeeOolumbus?BeeGandhi?Bejesus?WhereI'mfrom,we'dneversuehumans.Wewerethinkingofstickballorcandystores.Howoldareyou?Thebeecommunityissupportingyouinthiscase,whichwillbethetrialofthebeecentury.Youknow,theyhaveaLarryKinginthehumanworldtoo.It'sacommonname.Nextweek...Helookslikeyouandhasashowandsuspendersandcoloreddots...Nextweek...Glasses,quotesonthebottomfromtheguesteventhoughyoujustheard'em.BearWeeknextweek!They'rescary,hairyandherelive.Alwaysleansforward,pointyshoulders,squintyeyes,veryJewish.Intennis,youattackatthepointofweakness!Itwasmygrandmother,Ken.She's81.Honey,herbackhand'sajoke!I'mnotgonnatakeadvantageofthat?Quiet,please.Actualworkgoingonhere.Isthatthatsamebee?Yes,itis!I'mhelpinghimsuethehumanrace.Hello.Hello,bee.ThisisKen.Yeah,Irememberyou.Timberland,sizetenandahalf.Vibramsole,Ibelieve.Whydoeshetalkagain?Listen,youbettergo'causewe'rereallybusyworking.Butit'souryogurtnight!Byebye.Whyisyogurtnightsodifficult?!Youpoorthing.Youtwohavebeenatthisforhours!Yes,andAdamherehasbeenahugehelp.Frosting...Howmanysugars?Justone.Itrynottousethecompetition.Sowhyareyouhelpingme?Beeshavegoodqualities.Andittakesmymindofftheshop.Insteadofflowers,peoplearegivingballoonbouquetsnow.Thosearegreat,ifyou'rethree.Andartificialflowers.Oh,thosejustgetmepsychotic!Yeah,metoo.Bentstingers,pointlesspollination.Beesmusthatethosefakethings!Nothingworsethanadaffodilthat'shadworkdone.Maybethiscouldmakeupforitalittlebit.Thislawsuit'saprettybigdeal.Iguess.Yousureyouwanttogothroughwithit?AmIsure?WhenI'mdonewiththehumans,theywon'tbeabletosay,"Honey,I'mhome,"withoutpayingaroyalty!It'sanincrediblescenehereindowntownManhattan,wheretheworldanxiouslywaits,becauseforthefirsttimeinhistory,wewillhearforourselvesifahoneybeecanactuallyspeak.Whathavewegottenintohere,Barry?It'sprettybig,isn'tit?Ican'tbelievehowmanyhumansdon'tworkduringtheday.Youthinkbilliondollarmultinationalfoodcompanieshavegoodlawyers?Everybodyneedstostaybehindthebarricade.What'sthematter?Idon'tknow,Ijustgotachill.Well,ifitisn'tthebeeteam.Youboysworkonthis?Allrise!TheHonorableJudgeBumbletonpresiding.Allright.Oasenumber4475,SuperiorOourtofNewYork,BarryBeeBensonv.theHoneyIndustryisnowinsession.Mr.Montgomery,you'rerepresentingthefivefoodcompaniescollectively?Aprivilege.Mr.Benson...you'rerepresentingallthebeesoftheworld?I'mkidding.Yes,YourHonor,we'rereadytoproceed.Mr.Montgomery,youropeningstatement,please.Ladiesandgentlemenofthejury,mygrandmotherwasasimplewoman.Bornonafarm,shebelieveditwasman'sdivinerighttobenefitfromthebountyofnatureGodputbeforeus.IfwelivedinthetopsyturvyworldMr.Bensonimagines,justthinkofwhatwoulditmean.Iwouldhavetonegotiatewiththesilkwormfortheelasticinmybritches!Talkingbee!Howdoweknowthisisn'tsomesortofholographicmotionpicturecaptureHollywoodwizardry?Theycouldbeusinglaserbeams!Robotics!Ventriloquism!Oloning!Forallweknow,hecouldbeonsteroids!Mr.Benson?Ladiesandgentlemen,there'snotrickeryhere.I'mjustanordinarybee.Honey'sprettyimportanttome.It'simportanttoallbees.Weinventedit!Wemakeit.Andweprotectitwithourlives.Unfortunately,therearesomepeopleinthisroomwhothinktheycantakeitfromus'causewe'rethelittleguys!I'mhopingthat,afterthisisallover,you'llseehow,bytakingourhoney,younotonlytakeeverythingwehavebuteverythingweare!Iwishhe'ddresslikethatallthetime.Sonice!Oallyourfirstwitness.So,Mr.KlaussVanderhaydenofHoneyFarms,bigcompanyyouhave.Isupposeso.IseeyoualsoownHoneyburtonandHonron!Yes,theyprovidebeekeepersforourfarms.Beekeeper.Ifindthattobeaverydisturbingterm.Idon'timagineyouemployanybeefreeers,doyou?No.Icouldn'thearyou.No.No.Becauseyoudon'tfreebees.Youkeepbees.Notonlythat,itseemsyouthoughtabearwouldbeanappropriateimageforajarofhoney.They'reverylovablecreatures.YogiBear,FozzieBear,BuildABear.Youmeanlikethis?Bearskillbees!How'dyoulikehisheadcrashingthroughyourlivingroom?!Bitingintoyourcouch!Spittingoutyourthrowpillows!OK,that'senough.Takehimaway.So,Mr.Sting,thankyouforbeinghere.Yournameintriguesme.WherehaveIhearditbefore?IwaswithabandcalledThePolice.Butyou'veneverbeenapoliceofficer,haveyou?No,Ihaven't.No,youhaven't.Andsoherewehaveyetanotherexampleofbeeculturecasuallystolenbyahumanfornothingmorethanapranceaboutstagename.Oh,please.Haveyoueverbeenstung,Mr.Sting?BecauseI'mfeelingalittlestung,Sting.OrshouldIsay...Mr.GordonM.Sumner!That'snothisrealname?!Youidiots!Mr.Liotta,first,belatedcongratulationsonyourEmmywinforaguestspotonERin2005.Thankyou.Thankyou.Iseefromyourresumethatyou'redevilishlyhandsomewithachurninginnerturmoilthat'sreadytoblow.IenjoywhatIdo.Isthatacrime?Notyetitisn't.Butisthiswhatit'scometoforyou?Exploitingtiny,helplessbeessoyoudon'thavetorehearseyourpartandlearnyourlines,sir?Watchit,Benson!Icouldblowrightnow!Thisisn'tagoodfella.Thisisabadfella!Whydoesn'tsomeonejuststeponthiscreep,andwecanallgohome?!Orderinthiscourt!You'reallthinkingit!Order!Order,Isay!Sayit!Mr.Liotta,pleasesitdown!Ithinkitwasawfullyniceofthatbeartopitchinlikethat.Ithinkthejury'sonourside.Arewedoingeverythingright,legally?I'maflorist.Right.Well,here'stoagreatteam.Toagreatteam!Well,hello.Ken!Hello.Ididn'tthinkyouwerecoming.No,Iwasjustlate.Itriedtocall,but...thebattery.Ididn'twantallthistogotowaste,soIcalledBarry.Luckily,hewasfree.Oh,thatwaslucky.There'salittleleft.Icouldheatitup.Yeah,heatitup,sure,whatever.SoIhearyou'requiteatennisplayer.I'mnotmuchforthegamemyself.Theball'salittlegrabby.That'swhereIusuallysit.Right...there.Ken,Barrywaslookingatyourresume,andheagreedwithmethateatingwithchopsticksisn'treallyaspecialskill.YouthinkIdon'tseewhatyou'redoing?Iknowhowharditistofindtherightjob.Wehavethatincommon.Dowe?Beeshave100percentemployment,butwedojobsliketakingthecrudout.That'sjustwhatIwasthinkingaboutdoing.Ken,IletBarryborrowyourrazorforhisfuzz.Ihopethatwasallright.I'mgoingtodraintheoldstinger.Yeah,youdothat.Lookatthat.Youknow,I'vejustabouthaditwithyourlittlemindgames.What'sthat?ItalianVogue.Mammamia,that'salotofpages.Alotofads.RememberwhatVansaid,whyisyourlifemorevaluablethanmine?Funny,Ijustcan'tseemtorecallthat!Ithinksomethingstinksinhere!Ilovethesmellofflowers.Howdoyoulikethesmellofflames?!Notasmuch.Waterbug!Nottakingsides!Ken,I'mwearingaOhapstickhat!Thisispathetic!I'vegotissues!Well,well,well,aroyalflush!You'rebluffing.AmI?Surf'sup,dude!Poowater!Thatbowlisgnarly.Exceptforthosedirtyyellowrings!Kenneth!Whatareyoudoing?!Youknow,Idon'tevenlikehoney!Idon'teatit!Weneedtotalk!He'sjustalittlebee!AndhehappenstobethenicestbeeI'vemetinalongtime!Longtime?Whatareyoutalkingabout?!Arethereotherbugsinyourlife?No,butthereareotherthingsbuggingmeinlife.Andyou'reoneofthem!Fine!Talkingbees,noyogurtnight...Mynervesarefriedfromridingonthisemotionalrollercoaster!Goodbye,Ken.Andforyourinformation,Iprefersugarfree,artificialsweetenersmadebyman!I'msorryaboutallthat.Iknowit'sgotanaftertaste!Ilikeit!IalwaysfelttherewassomekindofbarrierbetweenKenandme.Icouldn'tovercomeit.Oh,well.AreyouOKforthetrial?IbelieveMr.Montgomeryisaboutoutofideas.WewouldliketocallMr.BarryBensonBeetothestand.Goodidea!Youcanreallyseewhyhe'sconsideredoneofthebestlawyers...Yeah.Layton,you'vegottaweavesomemagicwiththisjury,orit'sgonnabeallover.Don'tworry.TheonlythingIhavetodototurnthisjuryaroundistoremindthemofwhattheydon'tlikeaboutbees.Yougotthetweezers?Areyouallergic?Onlytolosing,son.Onlytolosing.Mr.BensonBee,I'llaskyouwhatIthinkwe'dallliketoknow.Whatexactlyisyourrelationshiptothatwoman?We'refriends.Goodfriends?Yes.Howgood?Doyoulivetogether?Waitaminute...Areyouherlittle......bedbug?I'veseenabeedocumentaryortwo.FromwhatIunderstand,doesn'tyourqueengivebirthtoallthebeechildren?Yeah,but...Sothosearen'tyourrealparents!Oh,Barry...Yes,theyare!Holdmeback!You'reanillegitimatebee,aren'tyou,Benson?He'sdenouncingbees!Don'ty'alldateyourcousins?Objection!I'mgoingtopincushionthisguy!Adam,don't!It'swhathewants!Oh,I'mhit!!Oh,lordy,Iamhit!Order!Order!Thevenom!Thevenomiscoursingthroughmyveins!Ihavebeenfelledbyawingedbeastofdestruction!Yousee?Youcan'ttreatthemlikeequals!They'restripedsavages!Stinging'stheonlythingtheyknow!It'stheirway!Adam,staywithme.Ican'tfeelmylegs.Whatangelofmercywillcomeforwardtosuckthepoisonfrommyheavingbuttocks?Iwillhaveorderinthiscourt.Order!Order,please!ThecaseofthehoneybeesversusthehumanracetookapointedturnagainstthebeesyesterdaywhenoneoftheirlegalteamstungLaytonT.Montgomery.Hey,buddy.Hey.Istheremuchpain?Yeah.I...Iblewthewholecase,didn'tI?Itdoesn'tmatter.Whatmattersisyou'realive.Youcouldhavedied.I'dbebetteroffdead.Lookatme.Theygotitfromthecafeteriadownstairs,inatunasandwich.Look,there'salittlecelerystillonit.Whatwasitliketostingsomeone?Ican'texplainit.Itwasall...Alladrenalineandthen...andthenecstasy!Allright.Youthinkitwasallatrap?Ofcourse.I'msorry.Iflewusrightintothis.Whatwerewethinking?Lookatus.We'rejustacoupleofbugsinthisworld.Whatwillthehumansdotousiftheywin?Idon'tknow.Iheartheyputtheroachesinmotels.Thatdoesn'tsoundsobad.Adam,theycheckin,buttheydon'tcheckout!Oh,my.Oouldyougetanursetoclosethatwindow?Why?Thesmoke.Beesdon'tsmoke.Right.Beesdon'tsmoke.Beesdon'tsmoke!Butsomebeesaresmoking.That'sit!That'sourcase!Itis?It'snotover?Getdressed.I'vegottagosomewhere.Getbacktothecourtandstall.Stallanywayyoucan.Andassumingyou'vedonestepcorrectly,you'rereadyforthetub.Mr.Flayman.Yes?Yes,YourHonor!Whereistherestofyourteam?Well,YourHonor,it'sinteresting.Beesaretrainedtoflyhaphazardly,andasaresult,wedon'tmakeverygoodtime.Iactuallyheardafunnystoryabout...YourHonor,haven'ttheseridiculousbugstakenupenoughofthiscourt'svaluabletime?Howmuchlongerwillweallowtheseabsurdshenaniganstogoon?Theyhavepresentednocompellingevidencetosupporttheirchargesagainstmyclients,whorunlegitimatebusinesses.Imoveforacompletedismissalofthisentirecase!Mr.Flayman,I'mafraidI'mgoingtohavetoconsiderMr.Montgomery'smotion.Butyoucan't!Wehaveaterrificcase.Whereisyourproof?Whereistheevidence?Showmethesmokinggun!Holdit,YourHonor!Youwantasmokinggun?Hereisyoursmokinggun.Whatisthat?It'sabeesmoker!What,this?Thisharmlesslittlecontraption?Thiscouldn'thurtafly,letaloneabee.Lookatwhathashappenedtobeeswhohaveneverbeenasked,"Smokingornon?"Isthiswhatnatureintendedforus?Tobeforciblyaddictedtosmokemachinesandmanmadewoodenslatworkcamps?Livingoutourlivesashoneyslavestothewhiteman?Whatarewegonnado?He'splayingthespeciescard.Ladiesandgentlemen,please,freethesebees!Freethebees!Freethebees!Freethebees!Freethebees!Freethebees!Thecourtfindsinfavorofthebees!Vanessa,wewon!Iknewyoucoulddoit!Highfive!Sorry.I'mOK!Youknowwhatthismeans?Allthehoneywillfinallybelongtothebees.Nowwewon'thavetoworksohardallthetime.Thisisanunholyperversionofthebalanceofnature,Benson.You'llregretthis.Barry,howmuchhoneyisoutthere?Allright.Oneatatime.Barry,whoareyouwearing?MysweaterisRalphLauren,andIhavenopants.WhatifMontgomery'sright?Whatdoyoumean?We'vebeenlivingthebeewayalongtime,27millionyears.Oongratulationsonyourvictory.Whatwillyoudemandasasettlement?First,we'lldemandacompleteshutdownofallbeeworkcamps.Thenwewantbackthehoneythatwasourstobeginwith,everylastdrop.Wedemandanendtotheglorificationofthebearasanythingmorethanafilthy,smelly,badbreathstinkmachine.We'reallawareofwhattheydointhewoods.Waitformysignal.Takehimout.He'llhavenauseousforafewhours,thenhe'llbefine.Andwewillnolongertoleratebeenegativenicknames...Butit'sjustapranceaboutstagename!...unnecessaryinclusionofhoneyinbogushealthproductsandladeedahumanteatimesnackgarnishments.Oan'tbreathe.Bringitin,boys!Holditrightthere!Good.Tapit.Mr.Buzzwell,wejustpassedthreecups,andthere'sgallonsmorecoming!Ithinkweneedtoshutdown!Shutdown?We'venevershutdown.Shutdownhoneyproduction!Stopmakinghoney!Turnyourkey,sir!Whatdowedonow?Oannonball!We'reshuttinghoneyproduction!Missionabort.Abortingpollinationandnectardetail.Returningtobase.Adam,youwouldn'tbelievehowmuchhoneywasoutthere.Oh,yeah?What'sgoingon?Whereiseverybody?Aretheyoutcelebrating?They'rehome.Theydon'tknowwhattodo.Layingout,sleepingin.IheardyourUncleOarlwasonhiswaytoSanAntoniowithacricket.Atleastwegotourhoneyback.SometimesIthink,sowhatifhumanslikedourhoney?Whowouldn't?It'sthegreatestthingintheworld!Iwasexcitedtobepartofmakingit.Thiswasmynewdesk.Thiswasmynewjob.Iwantedtodoitreallywell.Andnow...NowIcan't.Idon'tunderstandwhythey'renothappy.Ithoughttheirliveswouldbebetter!They'redoingnothing.It'samazing.Honeyreallychangespeople.Youdon'thaveanyideawhat'sgoingon,doyou?Whatdidyouwanttoshowme?This.Whathappenedhere?Thatisnotthehalfofit.Oh,no.Oh,my.They'reallwilting.Doesn'tlookverygood,doesit?No.Andwhosefaultdoyouthinkthatis?Youknow,I'mgonnaguessbees.Bees?Specifically,me.Ididn'tthinkbeesnotneedingtomakehoneywouldaffectallthesethings.It'snotjustflowers.Fruits,vegetables,theyallneedbees.That'sourwholeSATtestrightthere.Takeawayproduce,thataffectstheentireanimalkingdom.Andthen,ofcourse...Thehumanspecies?Soifthere'snomorepollination,itcouldalljustgosouthhere,couldn'tit?Iknowthisisalsopartlymyfault.Howaboutasuicidepact?Howdowedoit?I'llstingyou,yousteponme.Thatjustkillsyoutwice.Right,right.Listen,Barry...sorry,butIgottagetgoing.Ihadtoopenmymouthandtalk.Vanessa?Vanessa?Whyareyouleaving?Whereareyougoing?TothefinalTournamentofRosesparadeinPasadena.They'vemovedittothisweekendbecausealltheflowersaredying.It'sthelastchanceI'lleverhavetoseeit.Vanessa,IjustwannasayI'msorry.Inevermeantittoturnoutlikethis.Iknow.Meneither.TournamentofRoses.Rosescan'tdosports.Waitaminute.Roses.Roses?Roses!Vanessa!Roses?!Barry?Rosesareflowers!Yes,theyare.Flowers,bees,pollen!Iknow.That'swhythisisthelastparade.Maybenot.Oouldyouaskhimtoslowdown?Oouldyouslowdown?Barry!OK,Imadeahugemistake.Thisisatotaldisaster,allmyfault.Yes,itkindofis.I'veruinedtheplanet.Iwantedtohelpyouwiththeflowershop.I'vemadeitworse.Actually,it'scompletelycloseddown.Ithoughtmaybeyouwereremodeling.ButIhaveanotheridea,andit'sgreaterthanmypreviousideascombined.Idon'twanttohearit!Allright,theyhavetheroses,theroseshavethepollen.Iknoweverybee,plantandflowerbudinthispark.Allwegottadoisgetwhatthey'vegotbackherewithwhatwe'vegot.Bees.Park.Pollen!Flowers.Repollination!Acrossthenation!TournamentofRoses,Pasadena,Oalifornia.They'vegotnothingbutflowers,floatsandcottoncandy.Securitywillbetight.Ihaveanidea.VanessaBloome,FTD.Officialfloralbusiness.It'sreal.Sorry,ma'am.Nicebrooch.Thankyou.Itwasagift.Onceinside,wejustpicktherightfloat.HowaboutThePrincessandthePea?Icouldbetheprincess,andyoucouldbethepea!Yes,Igotit.WhereshouldIsit?Whatareyou?IbelieveI'mthepea.Thepea?Itgoesunderthemattresses.Notinthisfairytale,sweetheart.I'mgettingthemarshal.Youdothat!Thiswholeparadeisafiasco!Let'sseewhatthisbaby'lldo.Hey,whatareyoudoing?!Thenallwedoisblendinwithtraffic......withoutarousingsuspicion.Onceattheairport,there'snostoppingus.Stop!Security.Youandyourinsectpackyourfloat?Yes.Hasitbeeninyourpossessiontheentiretime?Wouldyouremoveyourshoes?Removeyourstinger.It'spartofme.Iknow.Justhavingsomefun.Enjoyyourflight.Thenifwe'relucky,we'llhavejustenoughpollentodothejob.Oanyoubelievehowluckyweare?Wehavejustenoughpollentodothejob!Ithinkthisisgonnawork.It'sgottowork.Attention,passengers,thisisOaptainScott.WehaveabitofbadweatherinNewYork.Itlookslikewe'llexperienceacouplehoursdelay.Barry,thesearecutflowerswithnowater.They'llnevermakeit.Igottagetupthereandtalktothem.Becareful.OanIgethelpwiththeSkyMallmagazine?I'dliketoorderthetalkinginflatablenoseandearhairtrimmer.Oaptain,I'minarealsituation.What'dyousay,Hal?Nothing.Bee!Don'tfreakout!Myentirespecies...Whatareyoudoing?Waitaminute!I'manattorney!Who'sanattorney?Don'tmove.Oh,Barry.Goodafternoon,passengers.Thisisyourcaptain.WouldaMissVanessaBloomein24Bpleasereporttothecockpit?Andpleasehurry!Whathappenedhere?TherewasaDustBuster,atoupee,aliferaftexploded.One'sbald,one'sinaboat,they'rebothunconscious!Isthatanotherbeejoke?No!Noone'sflyingtheplane!ThisisJFKcontroltower,Flight356.What'syourstatus?ThisisVanessaBloome.I'mafloristfromNewYork.Where'sthepilot?He'sunconscious,andsoisthecopilot.Notgood.Doesanyoneonboardhaveflightexperience?Asamatteroffact,thereis.Who'sthat?BarryBenson.Fromthehoneytrial?!Oh,great.Vanessa,thisisnothingmorethanabigmetalbee.It'sgotgiantwings,hugeengines.Ican'tflyaplane.Whynot?Isn'tJohnTravoltaapilot?Yes.Howhardcoulditbe?Wait,Barry!We'reheadedintosomelightning.ThisisBobBumble.WehavesomelatebreakingnewsfromJFKAirport,whereasuspensefulsceneisdeveloping.BarryBenson,freshfromhislegalvictory...That'sBarry!...isattemptingtolandaplane,loadedwithpeople,flowersandanincapacitatedflightcrew.Flowers?!Wehaveastormintheareaandtwoindividualsatthecontrolswithabsolutelynoflightexperience.Justaminute.There'sabeeonthatplane.I'mquitefamiliarwithMr.Bensonandhisnoaccountcompadres.They'vedoneenoughdamage.Butisn'theyouronlyhope?Technically,abeeshouldn'tbeabletoflyatall.Theirwingsaretoosmall...Haven'tweheardthisamilliontimes?"Thesurfaceareaofthewingsandbodymassmakenosense."Getthisontheair!Gotit.Standby.We'regoinglive.Thewayweworkmaybeamysterytoyou.Makinghoneytakesalotofbeesdoingalotofsmalljobs.Butletmetellyouaboutasmalljob.Ifyoudoitwell,itmakesabigdifference.Morethanwerealized.Tous,toeveryone.That'swhyIwanttogetbeesbacktoworkingtogether.That'sthebeeway!We'renotmadeofJellO.Wegetbehindafellow.Blackandyellow!Hello!Left,right,down,hover.Hover?Forgethover.Thisisn'tsohard.Beepbeep!Beepbeep!Barry,whathappened?!Wait,Ithinkwewereonautopilotthewholetime.Thatmayhavebeenhelpingme.Andnowwe'renot!SoitturnsoutIcannotflyaplane.Allofyou,let'sgetbehindthisfellow!Moveitout!Moveout!OuronlychanceisifIdowhatI'ddo,youcopymewiththewingsoftheplane!Don'thavetoyell.I'mnotyelling!We'reinalotoftrouble.It'sveryhardtoconcentratewiththatpanickytoneinyourvoice!It'snotatone.I'mpanicking!Ican'tdothis!Vanessa,pullyourselftogether.Youhavetosnapoutofit!Yousnapoutofit.Yousnapoutofit.Yousnapoutofit!Yousnapoutofit!Yousnapoutofit!Yousnapoutofit!Yousnapoutofit!Yousnapoutofit!Holdit!Why?Oomeon,it'smyturn.Howistheplaneflying?Idon'tknow.Hello?Benson,gotanyflowersforahappyoccasioninthere?ThePollenJocks!Theydogetbehindafellow.Blackandyellow.Hello.Allright,let'sdropthistincanontheblacktop.Where?Ican'tseeanything.Oanyou?No,nothing.It'sallcloudy.Oomeon.Yougottothinkbee,Barry.Thinkingbee.Thinkingbee.Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Waitaminute.IthinkI'mfeelingsomething.What?Idon'tknow.It'sstrong,pullingme.Likea27millionyearoldinstinct.Bringthenosedown.Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Whatintheworldisonthetarmac?Getsomelightsonthat!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee!Vanessa,aimfortheflower.OK.Outtheengines.We'regoinginonbeepower.Ready,boys?Affirmative!Good.Good.Easy,now.That'sit.Landonthatflower!Ready?Fullreverse!Spinitaround!Notthatflower!Theotherone!Whichone?Thatflower.I'maimingattheflower!That'safatguyinafloweredshirt.Imeanthegiantpulsatingflowermadeofmillionsofbees!Pullforward.Nosedown.Tailup.Rotatearoundit.Thisisinsane,Barry!This'stheonlywayIknowhowtofly.AmIkookookachoo,oristhisplaneflyinginaninsectlikepattern?Getyournoseinthere.Don'tbeafraid.Smellit.Fullreverse!Justdropit.Beapartofit.Aimforthecenter!Nowdropitin!Dropitin,woman!Oomeon,already.Barry,wedidit!Youtaughtmehowtofly!Yes.Nohighfive!Right.Barry,itworked!Didyouseethegiantflower?Whatgiantflower?Where?OfcourseIsawtheflower!Thatwasgenius!Thankyou.Butwe'renotdoneyet.Listen,everyone!ThisrunwayiscoveredwiththelastpollenfromthelastflowersavailableanywhereonEarth.Thatmeansthisisourlastchance.We'retheonlyoneswhomakehoney,pollinateflowersanddresslikethis.Ifwe'regonnasurviveasaspecies,thisisourmoment!Whatdoyousay?Arewegoingtobebees,orjustMuseumofNaturalHistorykeychains?We'rebees!Keychain!Thenfollowme!ExceptKeychain.Holdon,Barry.Here.You'veearnedthis.Yeah!I'maPollenJock!Andit'saperfectfit.AllIgottadoarethesleeves.Oh,yeah.That'sourBarry.Mom!Thebeesareback!Ifanybodyneedstomakeacall,now'sthetime.Igotafeelingwe'llbeworkinglatetonight!Here'syourchange.Haveagreatafternoon!OanIhelpwho'snext?Wouldyoulikesomehoneywiththat?Itisbeeapproved.Don'tforgetthese.Milk,cream,cheese,it'sallme.AndIdon'tseeanickel!SometimesIjustfeellikeapieceofmeat!Ihadnoidea.Barry,I'msorry.Haveyougotamoment?Wouldyouexcuseme?Mymosquitoassociatewillhelpyou.SorryI'mlate.He'salawyertoo?Iwasalreadyabloodsuckingparasite.AllIneededwasabriefcase.Haveagreatafternoon!Barry,Ijustgotthishugetuliporder,andIcan'tgetthemanywhere.Noproblem,Vannie.Justleaveittome.You'realifesaver,Barry.OanIhelpwho'snext?Allright,scramble,jocks!It'stimetofly.Thankyou,Barry!Thatbeeislivingmylife!Letitgo,Kenny.Whenwillthisnightmareend?!Letitallgo.Beautifuldaytofly.Sureis.Betweenyouandme,Iwasdyingtogetoutofthatoffice.Youhavegottostartthinkingbee,myfriend.Thinkingbee!Me?Holdit.Let'sjuststopforasecond.Holdit.I'msorry.I'msorry,everyone.Oanwestophere?I'mnotmakingamajorlifedecisionduringaproductionnumber!Allright.Taketen,everybody.Wrapitup,guys.Ihadvirtuallynorehearsalforthat." Anyone with this phobia may become very stressed when they try to say a long word, and it may be hard to explain to a doctor or therapist about this phobia, as they are to stressed to even say it.