Melanoplanitiphobia is the fear of black planets.
Earth: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
Sun: So cute!
Jupiter: This is one of those magic moments!
*Nibiru hits Earth*
Jupiter: Thats the kid that bit baby earth at school!
Black Planet: Nibiru! you come back here!
Black Planet: Hi i wanted this little guy to come back and say he's sorry for biting your baby in school.
Jupiter: Well thats awfully nice of you!
Black Planet: Well go ahead and say it.
Nibiru: I'm sorry.
*Nibiru hits Earth*
Earth: Hey! I thought you were sorry!
Nibiru: I was! That means i get to do it again!
Sun: Listen, I think you did the right thing by coming here but now maybe you gotta leave
Black Planet: I'm sorry did you just tell me to go?
Nibiru: Is it because were black?
Black Planet: I think it is
Sun: No! of course not!
Black Planet: You dont like us because you can see our lava
Jupiter: Hey, lava is great we all got a lot of love for lava
Nibiru: Ah! so its just that blue electricity that freaks you out?
Earth: No its because you keep hitting me!
Black Planet: I hear a lot of blah blah blah but I noticed that there isn't a single black planet among you.
Saturn: Oh! Were not racist!
Mars: Yeah we have tons of black friends!
Black Planet: Like who?
Neptune: Uh? Space?
Black Planet: Space doesn't count!
Mars: The black hole. He's our friend!
Venus: No he isn't!
Mars: Glorious! Hey! Black Hole!
Black Hole: Did somebody call?
Black Planet: Did you know these racists?
Black Hole: Well, full disclosure. I did try to eat them on several occasions
Black Hole: But now that your telling me there racists, I'm not sure how i feel.
Jupiter: Were not racists! It may be true that none of us is black but were still a diverse group!
Jupiter: Some of us are made out of gas.
Mars: Some of us are made out of rock.
Saturn: Some of us have rings.
Venus: Some of us have mustaces.
Earth: Some of us are babies.
Sun: And some of us are on fire.
Jupiter: But the one thing that we all have in common is that we make choices. And were responsible for the choices we make.
Jupiter: It's not what we look like it's whats inside of us.
Nibiru: Do you mean by molten iron?
Jupiter: Kinda, but with the added concepts of choice and responsibility.
Nibiru: Hmmm... Whats inside you?
Black Hole: Oh lots of stuff! Alien worlds, Spaceships, It's like a party in here!
Nibiru: Sounds tasty!
*Black Hole eats Nibiru*
*Black Hole burps*
Black Hole: That tasted like a licorice with a battery inside.
Black Planet: How could you let that happen!? I bet if little nibiru were covered in glaciers, you would have saved him!
Sun: The way he looks has nothing to do with it! If you weren't so busy arguing with us, maybe your kid wouldn't have been eaten by a black hole!
*Black Hole eats Earth*
Sun: Oh boy.
Black Hole: Somethings been given me indegestion, I think it's that freaky blue electricity.
*Earth and Nibiru get out of Black Hole*
Black Hole: Oh, classic Black Hole. take too much and spoil a good thing, I only eat because I hate myself.
Sun: When the black hole left, he made ripples in space.
Sun: If you like that then your gonna love this! If i can just find the right angle, There!
Neptune: A RIPPLE RAINBOW!!!!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN??????
Earth: Well, arguments about racism and black holes, have some things in common.
Nibiru: Whats that?
Earth: They both suck! And I never want to be in one again!