zeloturobovinhippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiagalabibliophobiaathazagoraphobiadementophiloturophobia is the phobia of being jealous of someone with a piece of cheese that was milked by a cow where the milker had a fear of long words that also gave him the fear of books which caused him to fear being forgotten as he was becoming illiterate making him go insane and therefore fall in love with a piece of cheese.

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